one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

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the people who make lyric videos on youtube are the backbone of this nation

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i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

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A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

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fucking idiot

me to me  (via darkxxprincessx)

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